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Glow Hoe

Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.

Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.

*WARNING

Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."

"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)

She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
by boomhauer850 January 22, 2013
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Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
by BOnoobies March 8, 2011
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Sloppy Hoes

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.
by King Butthole October 24, 2019
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Hoe-Jack

When a hoe is stolen from a pimp its a Hoe-Jack
If you are a pimp and another pimp kills you and(or) steals your Hoes
by Brian Bowden August 13, 2004
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Hoe of a bitch

Any person regarded as thoroughly mean or disagreeable.
Why is that hoe of a bitch here when I told her/him not to be here?
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 2, 2004
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bro hoe

Bro Ho
(I compiled everyones and edited slightly)
- peroxide damaged hair
- orange skin
- between the age of fourteen and tewenty.
- lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
- thinks UGGs go with everything
- wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
- wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
- has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (muffin top).
- thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
- has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
- dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
- butt crack and thong are always visible
- wears the following brands: No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out
- most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
- tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex
- very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace
- very often seen in 661
- they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies.
- they love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
- wife beaters of various colors
- some are sluts, others are sweet.
- are spoiled out of their mind, but use all the money they get from their parents to spend on things that make them look like white trash.

+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, Nickelback, or any rap-rock fusion.

+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears, Jenna Jameson, or Paris Hilton a personal inspiration.

- and they DGAF!
you shouldn't need an example of a bro hoe, they're easy to spot.
by Curtass March 11, 2007
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house hoe

a house hoe is a common girlfriend shared among the male members of a household.
hey dan i call dibbs on the house hoe tonight feeling horny!
by wiseguy2505 May 26, 2010
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