Someone who thinks that they are "unique" or "special" for liking some underground bullshit that nobody else cares about...And they pointlessly look down on people who don't know anything about indie culture, because that's the only thing they know anything about. They're quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a "too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole" way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. In the end, they just end up looking like idiots.
1) Hipster: I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.
2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vuitton purse because they are cool.
Hipster: You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vuitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
Non-hipster: but it's fugly
Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
Non hipster: You need to see a therapist
Hipster: I am my own therapist.
2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vuitton purse because they are cool.
Hipster: You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vuitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
Non-hipster: but it's fugly
Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
Non hipster: You need to see a therapist
Hipster: I am my own therapist.
by Txorromorro February 24, 2025
Get the Hipstermug. elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!
ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION
ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION
JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.
LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!
ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:
JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!
LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!
ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:
JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!
by cockslap#1bitches June 3, 2016
Get the Hipstermug. by wifeymaterial December 12, 2014
Get the Hipstersmug. by CjWolfman July 21, 2013
Get the False Hipstermug. The enemy of the emo. The two groups generally hate each other. Emo people will generally try to drown hipsters in the mainstream, while hipsters will put the emos in a circle room so they have no corner to cry in.
"Ugh. It's a hipster." Says the emo girl.
"I listened to that band before I was cool." Replies the hipster girl.
*war begins*
"I listened to that band before I was cool." Replies the hipster girl.
*war begins*
by emotional emo June 2, 2015
Get the hipstermug. They establish new trends, bring back old ones, make use of the bizarre, and bring back what has been abandoned. True hipsters are creative, artistic and, despite their unconformity to culture, have a great sense of what will and will not be acceptable. They can take an old pair of shoes from their father's closet and make them trendy again. They can go to a Goodwill, spend $17.50 on an entire outfit, and still be best-dressed at the party. Everyone wants to be a true hipster, but hardly anyone is. True hipsters come by one-in-a-thousand; or even fewer. The other nine-hundred and ninety-nine "hipsters" just walk on foundations already laid by the true hipster. They do irregular things just because they want to be cool, not because they are naturally innovative and creative.
True Hipster - "I don't have money for all the expensive brands. It's ok though, I found some cool stuff at Goodwill that I can afford."
Hipster Look-A-Like - "I have loads of money, but I'm going to go buy used clothes at the Goodwill, just because it's the thing to do."
Hipster Look-A-Like - "I have loads of money, but I'm going to go buy used clothes at the Goodwill, just because it's the thing to do."
by truthistruth December 21, 2013
Get the Hipstermug. Many things throughout history and in our daily lives have been at one point influenced by hipster manipulation one way or another. Be it laws that have come into effect or lies we are told by those in power so people will believe they are true.
When the media and news outlets try to sensationalise a fad, before most people have even heard of it. News outlets will sometimes use hipster manipulation to try and start a fad by falsly claiming that everyone is doing it. It's like a form of peer pressure when someone makes the broad generalisation that all of the kids are doing it.
Some news outlets have been known to create fake news stories in order to claim that they were the first to report on it.
Many times in order to get a viral trend started, a person or company will try to create the illusion that everyone who has not yet heard about it is late to the party.
Many companies and industries will lobby for changes to manipulate the publics view on things or what becomes into law. As a dishonest way of making profits.
"Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."
John Elrichman - White House Domestic Affairs Advisor 1969-1973
AdamRuinsEverything: The Sinister Reason Weed is Illegal
Look up Harry J. Anslinger
"When in 2012 Tide Pods launched, these jokes about people eating them existed - but in small niches and never spoken about publicly because admittedly it is very weird."
the-strange-story-of-how-tide-pod-eating-went-viral
When the media and news outlets try to sensationalise a fad, before most people have even heard of it. News outlets will sometimes use hipster manipulation to try and start a fad by falsly claiming that everyone is doing it. It's like a form of peer pressure when someone makes the broad generalisation that all of the kids are doing it.
Some news outlets have been known to create fake news stories in order to claim that they were the first to report on it.
Many times in order to get a viral trend started, a person or company will try to create the illusion that everyone who has not yet heard about it is late to the party.
Many companies and industries will lobby for changes to manipulate the publics view on things or what becomes into law. As a dishonest way of making profits.
"Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."
John Elrichman - White House Domestic Affairs Advisor 1969-1973
AdamRuinsEverything: The Sinister Reason Weed is Illegal
Look up Harry J. Anslinger
"When in 2012 Tide Pods launched, these jokes about people eating them existed - but in small niches and never spoken about publicly because admittedly it is very weird."
the-strange-story-of-how-tide-pod-eating-went-viral
Noone had heard of the new viral challenge until the media used hipster manipulation and then it was on everyones mind.
by Internet Friend January 23, 2019
Get the hipster manipulationmug.