Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it
Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand
by Goofy1984 July 08, 2024
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green hammer

A term used to describe how drunk you are. If you are very drunk, the 'green hammer' will exit your body.
by notjoe June 07, 2006
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hammer-gleagand

the level of drunk where u want to see balls smashed by a hammer.
"Bro that guys is hammer-gleagand AF."
by DzyzyzyD April 05, 2018
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Cross Hammered

A person who is high and drunk at the same time.
by CobaltSSturbo October 28, 2013
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mammer hammer

when a girl or guy hits a girl's boobs... kinda similar to how guys and girls hit a guy's balls.
you better watch out or i'm gonna mammer hammer you!
by downtownyouthcenter April 27, 2007
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The Hammer of Sauron

The Hammer of Sauron is the tertiary antagonist in Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.
The Hammer of Sauron was once a man, a stretcher bearer for Gondor dedicated to retrieving the wounded. His life changed on the slopes of Mount Doom when he retrieved Sauron's mace after the Dark Lord fell.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
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Barry Hammer

A fat ape who drives a bus and loves feet. He gives candy to little girls if he can sniff their shoes. No one has caught this pedo yet!
Ex: Barry Hammer gave me Lindor's chocolates in my shoes!"
by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019
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