Downy Hammer

Someone with down syndrome who has an extraordinarily large penis.

Dude, Mason has a Downy Hammer!

Nah I heard Carter's is bigger

by WeAllHateMason September 8, 2025

Dakotan Dick hammer

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.

“Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammer…my cock still smells till this day…”

by The big slime March 16, 2025

hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.

Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

Yam-hammer

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.

1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. Seven is a twisted fucking yam-hammer, and someone should whip his ass.

by Paintmonkey December 14, 2008

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot

Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!

by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022