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half and half 

a rolled joint consisting of half tabacco and half weed.
this shits good so just roll like 3 half and halfs and we'll be good.
half and half by Mr. 420 October 8, 2006

Half plus seven 

Original definition: A man is most attracted PHYSICALLY to a woman half his age plus seven. (Rule of thumb).

Modern twist invented by frustrated younger guys: Minimum age that a woman must be for an older man to romance her.
He's infatuated with her , and she lacks any interest in him, so he cites this debunked "half plus seven rule" to justify his frustration with the guy that she's dating.

Half-Assing 

When a guy during sexual intercourse rapidly goes between a girls vagina and her asshole.
Ashley was sore in two places, after Sherwood was done Half-Assing her.

Half hand 

A girl with relatively small boobs.Sometimes odd looking.

Also used to define small boobs with very rare or perky shape.
Brianna:Hey half hand!
Nicole:Hey!
Brianna:Your tits are so small they cant fit a whole hand.therefore youre half hand!

HALF'RICAN 

1.An half'rican is a mixed race person, bi-racial, obaman, half breed, mulatoe, brown skin, barakoon, mestizo...yuu name it.
2.An half'rican kid is often raised(or not wtf!)by an african american(or african carribean or african immigrant...)father and a caucasian american mother but it works quite fine too if ma' is african and pa' from USA.
Abwoat(exited):
"Guess what!"
Coastello(bitchy):
"Obama's been shot by a fuckin' marine?
Abwoat:
"...!"
Abwoat(after a pause, with joy in his voice):
"No stoop, he won the presidential election! He is our next president. I mean he is. Barack H. Obama is president. This motherfucker young half'rican is O.U.R P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T!"
Coastello(grumbling):
"Shit on me, yuu don't say... the mixtican bwoy, president. Of the USA. My U-S-A of America. He made it, that son of a bitch, his father fucked his mother on the beach of Lake Victoria and all the shit of the world is fallin' on us!"
Abwoat:
"C'mon, enough with bigotry, this is modern time, relax. It gonna be alright. We have three presidents in one: a black one for the blacks, a white for yuu and me and the brown for the black-and-white. What the fuss? This is a Triumvirate. Julius Caesar did that with Pompey and Crassus in 60BC in Rome. With the fuckin' financial crisis going on out there it is good to have the 'three in one' package"
Coastello:
"... fuck the Triumvirace! Fuck yuu con! Fuck the Lake Victoria!"

half-brain 

half-brain haf-breyn, hahf-breyn
–noun
1. the female human being (distinguished from man).
2. an adult female person.
3. a female attendant to a lady of rank.
4. a wife.
5. the nature, characteristics, or feelings often attributed to the female human being; half-brainliness.
6. a sweetheart or paramour; mistress.
7. a female employee or representative: A half-brain from the real estate agency called.
8. a female person who cleans house, cooks, etc.; housekeeper: The half-brain will be in to clean today.
9. half-brains collectively: Half-brain is no longer subordinate to man.
–adjective
10. female: a half-brain plumber.
—Idiom
11. be one's own half-brain, (of females) to be free from restrictions, control, or dictatorial influence; be independent.
Jenna is such a half-brain.
half-brain by T Fizzy April 15, 2007