Holy Male Cow

A creature most commonly found in the Philippines. This creature is holy in the muslim community because of the sound it makes. The sound has been describes as a sort of scream-ish laugh.

Can you hear that? It must be the crazy holy male cow! Everyone loves a filipino.

by everyonelovesafilipino July 9, 2011

Holy turtle penis

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG

something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!

by stevewolf May 11, 2012

Holy Shit Bitch

What u say when pull of something amazing or when your friend gets soma dat pussy!

Bob:Yo last night I got laid hard.
Larry: Holy shit Bitch

by Fuckmehardermommy February 13, 2019

irish holy water

Whiskey manufactured in Ireland

Barkeep- aye Father, getcha a whiskey?
Priest- I'll certainly have none of that! But an Irish holy water will do, my son.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

native holy water

street term for name-brand mouthwash. like Listerine, Scope, etc. etc.

Hey mom! I just brushed my teeth, are we out of native holy water?

by John Smith (original) August 29, 2010

Holy Potato Peelings

Owww...

So, anyways, there was this guy, and I says to him, "Somebody get me a danish," and he says, "Holy potato peelings."

by some guy August 13, 2003

holy shizz monkeyz

an exclamatory phrase expressing surprise. can be pleasant or unpleasant.

kid1: dude, look at how many pages my essay is.
kid2: holy shizz monkeyz! that's twice as long as mine!
kid3: that's what she said

by porcelainplasma May 17, 2010