Donut

Donut is when you feel the urge to nut on your friend's doughnut.

Friend1: ewww jason why is my doughnut filled with your sperm.

Jason: sorry I had a donut.

by Thenutmaker November 3, 2019

Donut

A perfect tool for males looking to practice their aim. Also used as a tasty treat for females.

I spent hours practising my skills on a box of donuts.

by pattats October 23, 2022

Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

prune donut

The anus

*in a hill Billy accent * I'm gonna eat your prune donut!

by peniscocain January 5, 2016

Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.

This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.

by Pederpiper February 16, 2019

duncan donut

A punching bag so feel free to hit him when you're mad

I just punched Duncan Donut

by BenthehumanYT March 6, 2017

donut

A person who is alone a lot

Mostly because they treat people like shit
Is depessed, suicidal , and pychopathic, sociopathic
They cry a lot, usually is a boy
They make really sad, and depressing instagram posts, and thinks there hot on snapchat
Usually ugly and annoying

GUY 1: YO, KYLES SUCH A DONUT
GUY 2: WDYM
GUY 1: look at him
GUY 2: ohhhhhh, yeah

by vhhviouguonbvbfipkb November 14, 2019