does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?

Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!

by anonymous February 3, 2022

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015

snot dong

whenever you youse your moms snot for lub in anul sex

i tell you what that snot dong was fun last night

by ethan eggity November 7, 2023

DING DONG CHING CHONG

whusinghao

random dude:hi
chinese guy:DING DONG CHING CHONG

by michigunnermilitant'ed January 27, 2024

Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024

Dong Hound

a female who is extremely slutty and always looking for dick.

Joe: Wow! Casey is such a dong hound.

James: Yeah I know she's fucked the whole Walmart staff.

by Word Pumpkin Cock May 30, 2020

Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020