by Knowredge December 05, 2017
This kindergarten through twelve grade school is in Sharpsburg, Georgia is anything but Christian. Trinity is becoming infested by McIntosh transfers that come for sports or get bullied out of McIntosh. All of the girls protest the dress code daily and cry when they max out their daddy’s credit card from buying Chick-fil-a everyday before first period.
by Kalvin Ramsey February 23, 2019
1)When someone looks exactly the same now as when they did when they were young or a child.
2)someone who does not seem to age (aka Patrick Swayze syndrome)
2)someone who does not seem to age (aka Patrick Swayze syndrome)
"yo man, did you see john's baby pictures?"
"Ya, he totally has Christian Bale Syndrome!"
other celebrities include Doogie Howser(NPH), Michael j fox, and Patrick Swayze.
"Ya, he totally has Christian Bale Syndrome!"
other celebrities include Doogie Howser(NPH), Michael j fox, and Patrick Swayze.
by SammyKraft April 16, 2009
A Christian (i.e., follower of Jesus Christ who accepts the guy as Savior), but is not affiliate with any particular denomination or group; sometimes it may also refer to a Christian group that claims to be non-denominational, or a member of such a group.
I accept Jesus as Savior, but am not Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox etc., nor anything else. I'm a non-denominational Christian.
by librapi October 29, 2009
Christian Nazi boys they wear anything that people give them and they always think positive things about themselves beat down they know are just losers they need to smoke weed and be cool because that's the ultimate sign of coolness
Christian Nazi boys is a youth group
by Kingofdick March 08, 2020
A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu
Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.
by SurvivingMining June 15, 2016
A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.
Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*
Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*
Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"
Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."
Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"
Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*
Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*
Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"
Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."
Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"
Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*
by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019