johnny cakes

Homosexual / Gay man...derived from The Sopranos and gay character Vito Spatafore who loved ordering johnny cakes (pancakes / flapjacks) from the gay diner worker / fireman

That cat was kissing on a girl at the bar? Man I thought that dude was johnny cakes in this motherfucker

by (no homo) July 30, 2008

cake baking

When a guy spends all his time to get a girls attention...

Shohan got his cake baking trophy taken away from him for having his pit bull running loose around campus...

by Kenneth Carino May 10, 2006

cake by the ocean

Sex on the beach with a girl who has a great ass!

James: Imma take Lori for a piece of cake by the ocean! 😜

Adam: mmmm tasty. Enjoy! Imma stay home and have a piece!
James: Sweet.

by Newfiediver October 5, 2016

Sweet Cakes

(Pronounced sveet cakes)
Used to express great delight about a turn of events. Especially used in the case of a reversal of fortunes.

Guy: I thought i was gonna get kicked outta college after my exams, but i did kick ass...Its fuckin' Sweet Cakes man!

by SHUDDUP FOO'! July 21, 2008

The Birthday Cake

Having sex with a girl from behind, and finishing on her ass. After you've finished you use a rubber spatula to evenly distribute the cum on her butt cheeks, as if it were icing on a cake. When this is complete you may stick a candle in her butt hole and light it. Finish off by putting on a birthday party hat and you have successfully completed The Birthday Cake.

"Dude, I gave Steph the birthday cake last night!"

"Oh that's nice of you dude, was it red velvet or...?"

"No dude, I came on her butt and smeared it with a spatula."

by B Hayes April 15, 2013

poon cakes

1.an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with
2. somebody who's a douche bag

1. come here poon cakes and suck me
2. that guy is such a fucken poon cake

by poonmaster3000 April 28, 2007

yellow cake

Fantasy uranium mentioned in Bush's 2002 State of Union address inorder to justify attack on Iraq. aka a balled face lie used to manipulate the masses by a politician.

That speech was riddle with yellow cake - better do some fact checking before you buy into that crap.

by TWade August 25, 2005