bum dumplings

To describe a bad case of haemorrhoids!

what tha fuck, you got massive bum dumplings falling outta ya ass!!! get some fucking Anusol or something, arh man that is soooo gross!.

by Stoned yoda May 23, 2006

bum period

a bleeding ass when you take a shit

also known as the sam owens

sam owen has chronic bum period

by milo jack mcloughlin greening July 07, 2008

Up the Bum

when michael takes random people (e.g his father) up the bottom

by Anonymous April 01, 2003

Bum Cheese

When a gay man allows sperm to go hard in his ass

"I havent washed in like a week, i still got bum cheese in my gay ass"

by mark March 22, 2004

Thunder Bum

When one has a severe dose of Diarrhea

After eating a very spicy or hot meal which then results in you "Following Through" to the extreme you have a dose of "Thunder Bum"!

by Flattyflatdog October 09, 2011

Ya Bum

Something that you call your nephew in the middle of a no swag summer, cuz he's not living healthy. A term of endearment sometimes (rarely), other times you just a bum.

"This is not a wig it's a fresh ass cut, I watch anime with bae and peel potatoes for lunch. I got no swag on me I can't say it enough and if you come to me with swag I'm not saying too much…YA BUM." - from the #1 healthy living individual Caleon Fox.

by Pablo_21 October 05, 2016

bum box

noun - a less expensive pack of cigarettes used by a smoker to give to a smoker who is out of cigarettes, so you won't have to give out of your precious more expensive higher quality pack of cigarettes

Oh! You cannot have one of my American Spirits, but you can have one out of my bum box of Basics.

by Wrestlemaniakla October 25, 2010