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Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.
Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now
by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021
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Bbl Brandon

The sexiest Rubinstein that has ever been created. To the point of blinding girls with prettiness. He always need one minute of himself to make sure he pulls baddies
by Bblbrandon of June 22, 2024
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Brandon Hassel

A guy who constantly fails at interviews. A basic bitch nigga who sit at the bottom feeding off others droppings
Damn I heard you Brandon Hassel your interview
by The grinder June 19, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon! An astonishing guy that you will fall in love with guy or girl. Into lightskins majority of the time. Can do a lot for his height, strong fingers. If you run into a Brandon make sure you do the most (only girls)
Brandon is so hot and needs sum brains rn⁉️
by Imrllyheem29 February 11, 2023
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Brandon

a guy who hangs out with all type of people,might follow friends home if bored
"brandon with this eable for this week"
by truePeopleTrueFacts March 24, 2016
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Brandon

Brandon is a faggot
by buttermilkbackshots69 April 26, 2025
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BRANDON MCBRIDE

A LYING CHEATING UNFAITHFUL, MANIPULATING SELFISH,TRIFLING BEING, WHO WILL USE YOU TO GET WHAT THEY WANT ALSO AN EXTREME OPPROTUNIST AND A HOBOSEXUAL( A PERSON WHO ENTERS INTO A RELATIONSHIP TO PREVENT THEMSELVES FROM BEING HOMELESS) ALSO KNOW TO HAVE MULTIPLE CHILD BY MULTIPLE WOMEN WILL ALSO KNOWN TO CATCH AND PASS STD'S BUT WILL BLAME YOU KNOWING IT'S THEM. ALSO CLAIMS TO BE A MAN BUT REALLY A BOY RUN!
BRANDON MCBRIDE IS A MANIPULATING TRIFLING PERSON
by QUEEN85 October 12, 2016
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