March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Cristy Veronica Tejada, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

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Brandon

A person who often AFK's for long periods of time. To shower, to eat. He ain't comin' back.

Man, you're acting like a real BRANDON right now.

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Hawk Tuah Harris in meme form is sometimes known as Dark Brandon.

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So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.

Brandon is a name you idiot why are you reading this?

by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023

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