turd biscuit

a derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"

by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 25, 2014

Fancy Biscuit

Icing-like jizz covering the backside roll of a muffin top on a loafy ass; often resulting from abruptly pulling out from doggy-style mid-ejaculation.

Used as a verb...
Dude1: "Did you donkey punch her?!"
Dude2: "No, but Fancy Biscuited that ass!"

by Encyclopedia BriDanicaPatrick August 26, 2016

Dick Biscuit

Someone who's a dick and a ass hole and a complete bitch

Andres:Sup bro
Enrique :stfu Dick Biscuit

by Numix October 8, 2016

ketchup biscuit

the sister term to "sticky biscuit," a group of period-synced cunts rub out their mentrual blood simultaneously over a biscuit, the cunt with the least amount of flow must eat the biscuit ('least flow eats the dough')

Sally: What do you cunts want to do this evening?
Kaitlyn: How about we play ketchup biscuit since our cycles have now synced?
Sally: That's a fantastic idea.

by jizzjesusgodtitties69 October 20, 2018

Reheat a biscuit

Hook up with an ex

I hate when I get so drunk that I reheat a biscuit.

by danielle tanner April 10, 2019

shitty biscuit

Follows the same rules as soggy biscuitbut poo is used instead of the male ejaculate, therefore making the game unisex. You're welcome.

Hey Susan! Fancy a game of Shitty Biscuit?

by Shitty Cookies & Cream May 21, 2019

Biscuit ass

An individual who has a lot of Cellulite and waves on their butt.

Man I met a girl but she got that biscuit ass.

by Bonskibitus September 19, 2019