Bastard

A fatherless child also used as an insult

Jake is a bastard

by Goodgiy4321 March 28, 2024

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):

Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2015

Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

Butler the bastard

Knocking one out in a public car park

I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard

by Friction Burns July 29, 2018

The Bastard Sword

Mcguffin of the film of the same name.

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?

by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018

Bastard

Someone who’s parents weren’t married when they were born or aren’t married.

I’m a bastard my parents got married when I was 5.

by Invader zim fan ;-; November 28, 2020