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Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
by iiTzXan June 26, 2023
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Bastard rovers

We fuckin hate Bastard rovers-Burnley fan
by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022
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Thoughtless bastard

A person born of parents not married to each other, who practices mindfulness
You know Sandra and Daves youngest one meditates for an hour each day now? Yeah the couple who never married, lives three doors down that’s right. The kids a thoughtless bastard.
by Shambalicious May 17, 2021
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It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)
OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)
by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022
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Bastard

A word used to describe Chip from the hit DND podcast Just Roll With It.
"That was a bastardly fart!"

"Chip, you mean nothing to me. You're a disgusting bastard. You suck lol."
by bastardlylen June 4, 2024
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Bastard Complex

A term used to describe the pursuit of greatness to compensate for insecurity. Historically, bastards could not inherit titles or wealth. Hence, they had to succeed on their own merit, which motivated them to overachieve to overcome the taboo status placed upon them.
It was said that many great men had a bastard complex such as Che Guevera and William the Conquerer.
by WIKIKING August 31, 2023
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Bastard

Jake is a bastard
by Goodgiy4321 March 28, 2024
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