Dopy Bastard

Describes someone fucking around being annoying. Dopy meaning stupid and bastard directed it at the certain person.
Wiremu stop being a bloody dopy bastard and grab me the hammer.
by lad55 May 08, 2022
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Gophy Bastard

This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!
by Eric Luck May 10, 2024
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Titty Bastard

Trans Woman: Omg I start my HRT today!
CIS Troll: TITTY BASTARD ALERT!!!
by Exogear September 03, 2017
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Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.
Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.
by ChunkyChestnut February 09, 2022
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bastardized bitch

a desperate bitch with no life who is also a greedy orphan
I hate bastardized bitch.
by glock glock you can't stop October 22, 2020
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bastardized bitch

someone who is a whiny little bitch who is not always a bastard but acts like one.
"Why do you always have to ruin everything?"

"You are such a bastardized bitch!"
by girlicanbeyoursneakylink May 01, 2021
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