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Brandon

a disgusting filthy rat of a human being whos homophobic and gay
brandon shut up
by elelkweflkjfhldkjg May 31, 2022
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Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon is a simp
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.
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Brandon

Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons
“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday
by Big duck monster November 21, 2021
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brandon

brandon is a bitch
brandon stfu your a bitch that’s why you dated Sophia
by crhis_p_bacon November 20, 2023
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Brandon Chong

The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3
Brandon Chong got trampled by a stampede of ants
by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024
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brandon

a very irritating and troublesome kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by many people.
"stop being such a brandon"
by peepee1392 June 12, 2019
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