Blake The Snake

Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake

“Blake The Snake is so cool. I’m going home to lick my step-sisters leg hair!”

by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 11, 2021

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Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

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snake whore

A person/ commonly a woman who is similar to Kevin Durant a snake a super traitor, aint loyal and the worst of all a super backstabber bitch. This bitch is worst than fame whore or racist whore name it. The bitch of all the bitch. Poor fucking woman. However this bitch is difficult to discern so good fucking luck.

Don´t ever go out with that bitch his a fucking Snake whore. She will stab your back real quick. She is the worst human being alive.

by F******ingshit February 23, 2018

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