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Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.

Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.
Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad
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Chad

A very handsome and generous man with a large penis. Loves to experience life in a fast spontaneous matter. Loyal,Honest and violent.
Ever since I loved Chad these other men just don’t do it for me
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chad ally: your such a W
chad: i know bro, ong.
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Has A God complex. Can be good in a team setting but will most likely steal your girl. Is known regionally as "that one guy". He also is probably bottom frag in almost any game he plays.
Ugh man we were catching fat Dubs in fortnite before chad came.
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A guy who simply shows up and has sex, love, with women.

This is compared to the overwhelming, overwhelming majority of men who have to put in effort into life. Such as getting extensive schooling, high paying jobs, working out, learning "game," learning fashion, etc.

Chad just shows up, gets taken care of women, doesn't do anything else.
Tom: I just spent the last 12 years in med school, now I'll definitely be able to get the ladies!
Chad: I woke up at 1 ever since I was 14 and haven't gone a day without sex since then.
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AKA Vyaknow on Twitch.
"Vyaknow is a chad, and no one else is."
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