Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.

“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Wanky bus drivers

Some one who's drives a bus

Bus not shown up again bloody wanky bus drivers

by Vapez February 17, 2023

bus stop reject

The kind of greasy guy or gal who lives at best in section 8 housing and usually carries syringes, rubber bands, and/or tinfoil, but no ID or hairbrush.

My creepy neighbor has an assorted collection of bus stop rejects knocking on his door every day to buy drugs. A young, arguing couple just knocked on his door as I'm writing this sentence, no lie.

by Mister.Ed September 7, 2017

Mexican Bus Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and jizz.

These Mexican Bus Drivers sure do go down smooth.

by Aldis Dro May 16, 2022

bus stop boner

An old perv standing at a school bus stop with a boner.

Morgan got banned from Facebook for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.

by 12HANNAH21 June 22, 2023

green bus ride

When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes

I gave Kenny a Green Bus Ride while walking to the store.

by smithword July 22, 2018

Fuck you bus

When you are mad that you do not want to go home on the bus

Yesterday leah did not want to go home on the bus so she had the audacity to yell out fuck you bus

by I ran out of ideas November 7, 2018