workplace boner

An erection one receives in the most inappropriate of situations at work.

"Are you excited about this presentation or are you just happy to see me?"

"Sorry, your power point presentation has given me a workplace boner".

by neur0xin July 20, 2010

adrenaline boner

The term for when something is too exciting and gives you a feeling of immense pleasure.

Stan: Hey man, what did you think of skydiving?
Ryan: It was insane, it gave me the biggest adrenaline boner of my life!

by papasmurph94 June 1, 2011

Imaginary Boner

The thing that happens when a guy has a boner and thinks it's noticeable, but it's really not because his penis is too small and he can't come to terms with this fault.

girl: DO you EVER get boners!

boy: Oh I do, just you never look at the right times.

girl: that's cuz it's an imaginary boner

by TrippedOutSkaterEmo January 19, 2009

Droner Boner

A massive erection on a skinny kid whose erection is thicker than his waist.

Alexis, I have a Droner Boner for you.

by EnzoOfDaKrew February 28, 2013

bro boner

When your cocked and loaded, condom on, about to bang your bros ex girl, your boner thinks more clearly then you and says no, and retreats like the British in any war ever.

Bro #1 walks out of room in the morning, " bro I almost banged (insert bro) ex last night, she is super dumb and hot,but I couldnt do it." Bro #2" bro boner dude."

by one who tames strange March 18, 2014

ego boner

the feeling one gets when his/her ego is boosted

I got an ego boner when Robbie told me my arms are bigger than his.

by Marshall Beagle October 5, 2011

Life Boner

When your life is going incredibly well. Its as if you get a hard on for your life.

Dude my life is going so well, I have such a raging life boner.

by jobinhammer101 January 12, 2010