terrorism wank

When you haven't fapped for more than a week and finally nut shouting: 'allahu akbar' as you cum

I haven't fapped for 2 weeks and just had a terrorism wank, yeah my jizz can take down buildings

by Captain of The SS September 4, 2017

wing wank

When you eat a portion of chicken wings then masturbate with the sauce still on your fingers.

Man after that pound of wings I had to go for a wing wank

by The_Absolute February 21, 2020

A wank off

When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.

"brooo, Jeremy and Dave are doing a wank off again"

"I wonder who's gonna win this one"

by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019

wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.

"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"

by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015

wrinkle wank

The act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying tit wank, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction

I went for the chili dog but she was a big saggy, so it turned into a dirty wrinkle wank

by anonymous03838 January 30, 2014

Think Wank

A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.

A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.

by MikeMilligan December 13, 2021

wank vagina

When you're balls deep in her and you put your hand in with it and wank off inside her

"Hey Mary, do you wanna try something different?"
"Sure! What is it?"
"How about a kinky wank vagina?"

by kittykatchan December 16, 2016