unicorn blood

you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish

i dont have any unicorn blood

by the.acid.is.kicking.in September 5, 2016

Unicorn

Sigal

Sigal the unicorn

by Not clickbait April 8, 2018

Unicorn

When a type one diabetics blood sugar is exactly at 100, which can be rare, so, they call it a unicorn.

Violet- look at my blood sugar, it's 100!

Mya- Oh wow, it's a unicorn!

by vbragg1 September 8, 2025

Unicorn

Horses with a horn on their head which are often seen in fictional stories.
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"

Girl: I want to see a Unicorn
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night

by Fredzillian November 20, 2019

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Unicorn Horn

When in a 69 and she shits on the partners head then proceeds to ride the shit like a horn

My girlfriend gave me a Unicorn Horn and rode her shit in her pussy

by Peewee76 May 6, 2022

Unicorn

A unicorn are supposed to be an animal extremely unusually rare and beautiful hence when you find a person who has a look or style to them which you normally find a turn off or something your normally just not into at all attractive, that would make them a unicorn and just like with little girl and unicorns in some cases when you find a unicorn due to there rarity and shock factor can cause some people to become obsessed or have delusions of being in love.

You: hey that guy over there with the long hair is unbelievably hot.

Friend: I thought your not into guys with long hair?
You: I'm not. He's just a UNICORN.

Friend: I can tell. You haven't stopped staring at the man since he got here.

by B. Rexx January 6, 2025