Midwest Titties

A Pair of Perky, Flat, Yet Busty Mammaries, That Are Known To Be Presented On Women From The Midwest. Also Known To Sag Around 50 Years of Age.

Guy 1: Man, I can't tell whether Halle Berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !

by Paolo Jones September 5, 2016

titty panties

Another word for a bra.

she put her titty panties over her boobs and then her shirt.

by ricjames07 June 7, 2016

Skin titties

The flappy excess skin on an elderly gentleman's chest area.

"Look at them skin titties on grandpa"

by Carforters June 5, 2016

junky titties

Flat,long, scabby,toe pointing nipples.underneath stink titties.

I got chicken pox on my titles, there looking like junky titties!!

by Junky titties May 24, 2016

milkshake titty

while fucking a pregnant woman and titty fucking her , her breast milk squirts out her boobs.

Amber and I milkshake titty Every night will watching orange is the new black.

by daddylongdickstyle May 3, 2018

charlee titties

PANCAKE!!!!!!!!

CHARLEE TITTIES + TITTIES = PANCAKES 4 DAYZ

by dmaison047 January 24, 2018

Sittin' titties

Riding high due to a stroke of good fortune or luck; doing well in a particular situation or moment; in 1st place with a commanding lead, usually amongst friends; temporarily winning at life knowing things could change at any minute.

"I'm sittin' titties in my fantasy league with a 50-point lead." ; "Got upgraded and I'm sittin' titties in first class."

by stanphish December 27, 2016