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Sea captain

A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.
At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!
by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020
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Chicken of the sea

Something Tom Brady always beats the people that doubt him or question him at, since they always swim back to shore first.
Something was different about that night, every time Tom Brady tried to pull away I stayed with him, then the impossible happened, he said we're too far from the shore, so I told him I didn't save anything for the trip back. He had no excuse to fail, so he started to swim back to shore and on the way he started sinking, so I took him back to the shore. It was the one time Tom Brady was not as strong as he thought, and I was not as weak as I thought. I somehow pulled the guy down to mine and everybody else's level that night. He became chicken of the sea that night.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
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The Biggest Bitch Of The Seven Seas

A term used to describe a person that is such a bitch that the seven seas doesn't even measure their bitchiness.
by dcomad September 19, 2020
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Sea Mammal

An individual with too much drip to be on land
by Quierespuppywajoint November 22, 2019
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Sea Breeze

When you fart while in a hot tub. For some reason, the heat causes the fart to smell worse and have residual ass oil float on the water and permanently stain whatever it touches.
"Man, John let out this sea breeze last night, so now I have to clean our puke and sand the inside of the hot tub."
by Rundvelt April 19, 2020
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El Sea Tortelini

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.
I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini
by tidalattorney January 11, 2024
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