turtle fire

When a party or event is sneaky lit.

Dude John this concert is turtle fire.

by Cubsfan1475 December 28, 2016

Turtle Testicle

An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.

ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle

by ChristmasLights101 December 1, 2019

turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.

Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

Tiger Turtle

A Sagat player who constantly spams Tiger Shot throughout the match.

THIS GUY KEEPS BEIN' A TIGER TURTLE AND WON'T COME AT ME!

by Street Fighter for Scrubs September 6, 2011

Turtle shagger

1. A person who is very bad at shagging
dem hoes

Dude 1: smell yer maw
Dude 2: shut up you turtle shagger

by TheDeadskull777 September 9, 2020

Turtle’s Tail

The opposite of a turtle’s head. Having made it to the lavatory, dropped a big one and flushed. The turtle’s tail can be found lurking on the consumer side of the U bend.

Dad: Bloody hell! Who’s left this turtle’s tail in ‘ere!

by Dfsjdjdj December 5, 2020