sam houser

The Slavic version of a weeaboo

God I hate sam Houser and his stupid fucking ukelele

by urmomsgfssister June 5, 2019

Sam Burns

Used to exaggeration how large a persons head is.

In real life he is a 11 year old with the worlds largest head. Nicknamed Bobblehead Burns

Pharrr watch he has a proper sam burns.

by Pawley the beast May 29, 2017

Sam White

A man who will bring a woman to his bush. Notorious for getting extremely drunk, passing out in bushes, and listening to his neighbor have sex.

Did you see Sam White at the party yesterday?
No he was already passed out when I got there.

by Knilans September 9, 2016

Dirty Sam

A dirty sam is inserting your mico penis into the ear hole of a pre-pubescent boy while eating a half eaten bag of skittles.

Oh hey, I head you gave a dirty Sam to Derrick the other day!

by anonymous January 26, 2023

Sam bortnick

Sam bortnick is a beautiful man. He lifts a ton of weights and shreds guitar. Everybody needs a sam bortnick in their life. Handsome, strong, talented, charismatic, and a ladies man. Without Sam bortnick, the world would spiral into an apocalyptic future as we know it.

Sam bortnick is so sexy

by Merv03 February 13, 2022

Sam Chan

Usually a boy who is tall and has a small drui, he sucks at jumping even though he is very tall. He is often the second sam in a school, and loves to break other peoples belongings.

Sam Chan is the worst person you could ever meet!

by 69_69drui March 1, 2022

Sam Deza

Sam Deza is a nerdy dog loved by everyone. He is sometimes joyful or neutral, everybody likes Sam Deza. He likes hanging out with other doggies and sometimes he likes to do the dirty with them. He is always alone that's why he sometimes itot other dogs. Sam Deza is on fb maou.sadaou.18

"Eyo, did you heard? The nerdy cute dog is on fb!"

"Add me on fb: Sam Deza"
Madi: tangina mo sam deza

by crispideinhaha August 22, 2021