internet ovaries

The thing possessed by every man who is pretending to be a woman on the internet. Can also be used in an insulting fashion.

Your internet ovaries are particularly large today.
Lady, get rid of the internet ovaries before we all die of fake.

by Drench39 November 30, 2009

Internet Research

Code for cracking one off when you're meant to be studying

"I'll just be in my room doing some internet research." fap fap fap

by Dodgyisdave April 4, 2011

Internet Paranoid

One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"

Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."

by HoustonH December 12, 2010

Internet Fisherman

A guy, between the ages of 15 and 30, that stays on Chat Roulette through the night until ungodly hours of the morning just to look for women. They usually end this fishing trip without any catches. If they have caught something, it is usually a 10-15 year old boy posing as a girl for shits and giggles. The Ibternet Fisherman's favorite bait is either a picture of them shirtless, or their penis.

Brett: Doug is a complete Internet Fisherman.

Erik: I know he has never gotten a single girl on there.
Anthony: I'm a ginger
Brett: He needs better bait then him shirtless.
Erik: I like shirtless men...
Brett: Well, I'm going to bed scarred tonight.
Erik: Hehehe

by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010

the internet beans

AKA Netbeans IDE - For programming Java.

Also means "beans of the internet"

"Look, mum, I'm using the internet beans!"

by Royster January 21, 2007

Internet Explorer

The world best browser to download another better web browser.

I use Internet Explorer to download Mozilla Firefox because I deserve it.

by Nuketail March 18, 2015

Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is a tool for downloading Opera, Chrome or Firefox or infecting your Windows ME computer on purpose, It was created by Microsoft in 1995 and made your computer vulnerable to viruses starting with Internet Explorer 6 in 2001, Microsoft noticed that is was terrible in 2014 and in 2015 replaced it with Microsoft Edge, AKA the Chrome Killer.

Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to die

by Squirrel719 June 29, 2015