Arya the donkey

Arya is a very big donkey

Arya the donkey: omg you guys are so boring *leaves call*
Everyone: that donkey

by Oskmalot November 3, 2020

Trail Donkey

another term for "pack mule"

an overworked animal used to carry heavy burdens over rocky terrain

We loaded supplies on the trail donkey and i was surprised to see it's knees slightly wooble under the weight of the load.

by sacopex February 21, 2004

Damp Donkey

When ones douses an asshole, they then morph into damp donkeys and everyone knows they are an ass and you're a hero.

Ted: I hate our professor, he's such a dick
Bill: Lets drench him next class with syrup so he'll be the new damp donkey.

by Stumpy Stumps June 28, 2010

Donkey Ugly

Someone so ugly their mama must have had sex with a donkey to make them

did you see that girl? Her body looked good, but her face was donkey ugly!

by Tiffo1010 June 18, 2011

Spitting Donkey

The act of spitting on a women’s back while in the doggy style position, she then turns around and the male ejaculates in her face.

Last night I gave Thotiana the best spitting donkey, she couldn’t see for hours.

by SEKC WINDEX February 7, 2020

Donkey Ball'd

When you cover/drown your balls in animal fat, then shove them into one of your friends/best friends mum's mouth.

Joe: 'Guessing what Im doing at the weekend?'
Garry: 'What?'
Joe: 'Donkey balling your muma!'
Garry: 'Huh, thats funny, because I donkey ball'd your muma just week!'

by TerrorFromAbove June 24, 2011

Donkey Sauce

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".

After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we enjoy a digestif....perhaps some donkey sauce?"

by bigtimingcomedy June 11, 2018