Banana Man

A person who hands out free bananas!

Wow he is such a banana man

by Simon October 25, 2003

bad banana

a white person with freckles

lets throw that bad banana in the garbage dump

by criccet September 23, 2005

banana sex

When two people believe in not having sex until after marriage so settle for sharing a banana... the woman peels the top of the banana. the man then thrusts the banana so that the skin wraps over his penis and the banana goes into the women's front bum therefore replicating sex.

Man: I want a banana.
Woman: go get one then!
Man: If i do will you share it with me?
Woman: ... I don't like bananas ...

Man: I never said eat it! I just said share it...
Woman: No! I am not trying that again! It took me weeks to remove the Banana from my front bum last time... stupid idea of 'Banana sex'
Man: Pleeeeaaaase?
Woman: ... fine...

by sexy_biatch!! September 11, 2014

Fried Banana

When you leave early from the bar with some skank, fuck her bareback, don't clean yourself off, then go home to your girl and fuck her bareback leaving your dick crusty like a fried banana!

I totally fucked Rebecca until about 11 then went to Karens and gave her the "fried banana" in her mouth!

by SacNuts Shane January 5, 2009

Banana Pancake

When a girlfriend, significant other, fuck buddy etc sits on your lap at a crowded social event or in an automobile, and manages to compress your penis, flattening it in an uncomfortable and unorthodox position.

Babe, you gotta scooch over a bit, I got a banana pancake going on right now.

"Making banana pancakes, pretend like it's the weekend now..."
-Jack Johnson

by Hebsteingway April 27, 2011

Banana Drunk

Getting so drunk that you pass out on the way to and at every party you go to. Clues that you have been banana drunk include stained torn clothing filled with sand, waking up in a banana costume with an empty syrup bottle on your head, and having your friends explain what happened the previous night.

Well, we must have got banana drunk last night.

by the original banana September 30, 2010

banana polish

Lotion or lubrication

Only becomes banana polish when used by a guy to whack off; beat his meat; wank ; tommy tank ; choke the chicken, bash the bishop, clean the pipes

Vasleine can also be classed as banana polish, hand lotion, moisturizer, or even tcut car wax

Winston -" you bitch, I ain't getting no pussy off you"

Lateefa -" Fuck you nigga, go get your banana polish and have a wank you tosser "
..........

Barry thought to himself, the house is quiet,I'll get the banana polish out and put babecast on

by annoying_cunt October 27, 2014