Turtle Tracks

Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
by Shucky Kunt February 11, 2019
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turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.
by unoriginally November 22, 2020
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turtle tunnel

he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.
by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010
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Super Turtle

Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.
I saw the Super Turtles at O'Malleys on Saturday night...
by superturtle October 27, 2008
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Turtle Jogging

the act of having sex with an easy woman
Jim headed to the cougar bar in hopes for some turtle jogging.
by timpr August 01, 2011
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pubical turtles

When ones pubic hair is shaped weird
" she has such weird pubical turtles "
by pinecones123 March 01, 2018
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turtle fire

When a party or event is sneaky lit.
Dude John this concert is turtle fire.
by Cubsfan1475 December 28, 2016
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