in bed

when your mom tells you to get in bed and you really just play xbox till 5am

get in bed johnny, you've got school tomorrow!

by HyweII November 25, 2018

Shit the bed

The Jaguars 2018 season

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.

by Waldomarty November 26, 2018

Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 8, 2018

bed rich

Adjective, when more than half of the covers are on your side of the bed. Leaving your partner's with a bare minimum.

I didn't steal the covers. I'm bed rich.

by TechRescue December 10, 2018

bed squash

The bed version of couch potato.

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash

by Cliffko April 18, 2018

trash bed cuddles

a cuddling session that takes place in a dirty motel bed where prostitutes may have fornicated

Dylan: "This is trash bed cuddles."
Andrew: "That's called motel room cuddles.. bleh"

by uwu master October 17, 2018

bag in bed

The art of doing copious amounts of cocaine in bed. More specifically, when fucking doggie style, throwing a large amount on the pillow for your partner and on his or her back for yourself!

When at the club you turn to your friend Kristina and say, “bag in bed”? Kristina replies, “oh yea Justin”!

Hey, how was last night? You reply, “bag in bed”!

Most frequently phrased, “Bag in bed”?

by TingTangWallaWallaBingBang November 6, 2018