blew ass rockets

Totally or outrageously ridiculous...causing anger or contempt.

OMFG! Are you serious? You got a D...yea...that test blew ass rockets!

by mandaz April 2, 2006

German Snot Rocket

a sex position regarding a man getting a blow job and then stickin his dick in the women/ mans nose and them blowing there nose on the mans dick while he ejaculates in the nostral

dude, last night i gave kelsey a german snot rocket i like busted straight in her nose.

by theadore12 August 2, 2009

Iranian Ass Rocket

This is when you are "plowing" a girl in the ass right after a hot sauce enima.

Dude, I fuckered her in the ass and she just started shitting hot sauce... it was like an Iranian Ass Rocket!!

by manlyBreasts May 12, 2009

Jizz Pocket Rocket

a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)

Dude i gave some chick the jizz pocket rocket and her insides loved it!

by ubertyrant July 4, 2008

stinky piss rocket

when a girls pussy smells so bad that you have to piss instead of cum jus to get out of there

Dude it was so horrible that i had to pull the stinky piss rocket.

the next day after giving her the stinky piss rocket i wonder if it was her ass or her pussy that i had fucked

by biggielcb36 April 21, 2010

Rocket Ass Syndrom

Rare but Freaky. Symptoms include: extreme halucinations of alien abduction, localized earthquakes of approximately 8.2 on the richtor scale which shake your whole house, ending in severe anal bleeding and aperant telaportation -- in which the subject/victim falls asleep somewhere (say, in bed) and wakes up inexplicably somewhere completely different (like on the front lawn or in another state) Usually, the subject/victim has no credibility and can not prove the event, but is, none the less, very traumatized. Example: See TV's House. Season 3. Episode 4.

Person 1:
"Dude you were WASTED yesterday, what happened?"

Person 2:
"I don't even wana talk about it. I woke up in the bathroom at Arby's"

Person 1:
"What the hell?...we didn't even go to Arby's last night!"

Person 2:
"I know... and my ass and gus are KILLIN me"

Person 1:
"Rocket ass syndrom...happens to me all the time!"

by mrkompressor June 5, 2008

Iraqi rocket launcher

More like something ironical which means that someone has crappy weapons.

-Lol, we just owned them so bad!
-Yeah, they had Iraqi rocket launchers, that's why!

by K3vin April 23, 2005