A-Logging

Named after Anthony "A-Log" Logatto, one of Chris-Chan's biggest detractors, A-Logging is the act of exaggerating the negative traits of a lolcow and excessively wishing harm on them to the point of which you start looking as bad if not worse than said lolcow.

Hey bro, cool it on the A-Logging. You're starting to look like a dick.

by AA-Money February 4, 2025

Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.

"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."

by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025

Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.

“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”

by Plumbermark March 14, 2025

Snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre is created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar singular product, to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: dirty snow on a log

What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025

Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log

What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025

Log Edging

1) Trying to shit yourself slowly.
2) A wooden style boundary system for a garden.

1) I was bored in the garden so I tried my hand at log edging. My wife was not very pleased with the final result.

by Happy Gardener March 19, 2025

Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.

I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging

by Professerdump March 22, 2025