The J Curse

When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.

I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?

I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.

by Snowy11 July 3, 2022

Sophie J

sophie is hot (and very gay). Sophie has a gf (gf = charlei)

Charlei loves Sophie J because they are hot

by daddyeheiekk August 12, 2021

chris j

chris j is a fucking faggy racist white boy.
nigga claims hes black but hes so fucking pale

chris j is a fat nigga who doesnt shower
chris j seeks female validation by sexualizing girls

by realdraina4L May 14, 2022

J masta

A chunky lively fella (or girl) that determines whats funny and what's not. the "J" in the J Masta, stands for joke. So it's really a "Joke Masta" but it doesn't sound as fly. The J Masta makes up all the latest jokes but often ends up embarrassing themselves among their peers. There is 1 J Masta per state, but the one in Washington is most definably the most obese and sliest at making dem jokes.

"Did you here the latest joke made by the J Masta?"

by Spiffytapper April 21, 2008

Briley J.

She is an amazing friend. Everyone wants to be around her. She is always there when you need her. She is SUPER pretty, nice, caring, motherly, funny, silly, etcbzb

If BrileyJ. Can’t Hang Out That Means That She Has So Many Other People Wanting To Hang Out With Her Because She’s So Great. Briley J.

by Jojoj73 August 23, 2019

j-terial

Any material (i.e. situations, pictures, video, thoughts) that will be used for future masturbation

"16 and pregnant" provides the most j-terial of any show.

by metsoa September 18, 2010

millie-j

A girl who is very sweet and always thinks about others . She has a very unique name . Don't be fooled if u get on her bad side she can be a bitch to you so don't talk behind her back.

That's my friend Millie-J

by RandI'm June 26, 2017