When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent
Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!
How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!
How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!
by rmurill1 February 6, 2021
Get the california brokemug. Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.
by Not Lzm November 22, 2021
Get the California Kytonmug. what the California?!?
by Chickenpants93 October 26, 2022
Get the Californiamug. the most original name on earth, especially if you live in California.
very shy but superior to all of you, she got to be super hot
very shy but superior to all of you, she got to be super hot
by usjsjsjwkaaknsnsjw November 21, 2021
Get the Californiamug. I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.
by Insaneiare February 25, 2017
Get the california cocktailmug. One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.
I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead
by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019
Get the California Crosseyemug. Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.
ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.
person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.
person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back
person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion
person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.
person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.
person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back
person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion
person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023
Get the friends from Californiamug.