summer

alabama jamma. has sex with lobsters.

did you pull a summer?

yes, i did have sex with a balloon

by coleywoley January 6, 2022

Summer Feet

When summer comes and you walk outside barefoot often enough that you form a rough protective layer of skin on the bottom of your feet.

If you'd walked barefoot enough to get your summer feet you wouldn't have hurt yourself walking on that gravel.

by CeNedra26 April 12, 2023

brat summer

rodent infestation

“What do you think about brat summer?”
“Rodent infestation”

by givemesushi February 18, 2025

Summer

An actual potato

Summer is an actual potato

by Summer is potato April 8, 2022

summer thing

A simple relationship over summer free of bassle and drama

He:blah blah blah

She:blah summer thing

by slamhappygranpapme January 15, 2020

Dave summers

Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years

1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year”
“Fuck why would he do that?

by Canuck0305 June 19, 2019

summer handy

Getting a handjob when it's 86° or hotter while drinking a summer shandy.

I was half in the bag drinking a summer shandy while she gave me a handjob aka summer handy.

by boomzquad August 3, 2024