The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.
The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
by Saulman500 May 10, 2024
Get the The Montenegro Squirrelmug. by Missmandybanana May 13, 2018
Get the Squirrelsmug. She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.
by Michelvis August 1, 2017
Get the Micro-squirrelmug. Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.
Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.
by Goatybastard December 31, 2015
Get the Squirrel Baitmug. Before going to the rock concert, one must remember to squirrel it so that they have enough energy to survive the night
by Carly Danger Wilson May 26, 2008
Get the to squirrel itmug. A sexual act in which a woman lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed and the man puts his testicles (nuts) in her mouth while he ejactulates on her chest.
by Melachi Delian January 23, 2021
Get the squirrel necklacemug. When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"
by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 21, 2015
Get the glowing flying squirrelmug.