Spider-Man

A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.

Peter, is an idiot. just like spider-man

by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019

Spider

Nope.

Spiders. There terrifying.

by Thatoneweirdgamergirl December 21, 2019

spider

The most terrifying fucking creature on earth

"HOLY SHIT! A SPIDER!!"

by HTTP 404 ERROR: NAME NOT FOUND April 5, 2016

Spider-Bryce

A guy with brown hair and a white shirt. He smokes pot and works at a Pizza joint. WHAT UP!!>>

Hey spider-bryce give me wedges

by spider-horse July 11, 2011

NOT Spider-Man

Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.

by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025

Spider-Cock

Guy that shoots webs out of his penis with skills.

AHHH!! IT'S SPIDER-COCK, DON'T WHIP IT OUT PLEASE!!!!

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Spider-Man

Some Teenager from Queens that likes to Swing around in New York, Being Marvel's Most famous Character Spider-man is Know by Everyone in the World, Yes even those japanese guys in the Jungle who think WW2 is Still happening Know Spidey

Some Greasy ass New Yorker "Holy shit it's Spider-Man"

by Gordonman69 April 19, 2022