Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

High speed

A term used by people who are washed up world history teachers, and were in the military. normally a compliment unless used in a term such as "thats not highspeed".
origin of said word is unknow.

"your droppin' the ball High speed!"
"what a gentleman, very High speed"
"now THAT'S High speed!"-Mr.shelbourne

by gnarxkill78 December 9, 2010

Speed Goggles

Where a man or woman spends far too much time on dodgy swinging web sites after taking large amounts of speed. You'll know when the Speed Goggles kick in as you will start to find mingers really quite doable.

"Wow she's cute"

"No mate, that's your speed goggles kicking, stop letching and snort this"

by draventwo April 12, 2009

speedaphobia

Fear of going fast or doing the drug

by fat fuc May 14, 2003

Light Speed

The speed at which the car in front of you is traveling which assures you'll get caught by the upcoming traffic light.

Passenger: Do you think we'll make it through the upcoming green light before it changes?
Driver: Nope, the idiot in front of me is going light speed.

by Valet Parking Hater January 21, 2015

speed run

To drive excessively fast around town and acheive your top speed on a road.

I was doin a speed run in my SPG the other night and hit 130 on rt 3a, the po po's almost got me.

by SKC January 2, 2005

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016