When a girl slowly fingers her man's tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. Astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. With no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. Exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.
Girl: "Honey?"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"
by Professor Ramit Inmah Ashol April 18, 2016
to ease the tension and/or hostility in someone by saying nice and calming things, only to completely take advantage of their submission and lowered emotional defenses. applicable for females as well as males....pretty much anything that can be persuaded
My nine on his lips, his fifth on my chin, I start whispering
"Put your gun down, we can skip town"
Rocked him to sleep, pushed back his meat
Lift off his chain, took his shit, emptied out close range... - Nas (excerpt from song "Shoot Em' Up)
"Put your gun down, we can skip town"
Rocked him to sleep, pushed back his meat
Lift off his chain, took his shit, emptied out close range... - Nas (excerpt from song "Shoot Em' Up)
by Tiste Jr. January 27, 2010
Cletus: We're gonna be camping all weekend. Shouldn't you bring a blanket or sumthin'?
Jasper: Naw, I've been growin' this here out since'n I was nahn! *points to back of neck*
Cletus: Shoulda knowed your Savannah Sleeping Bag would be warm enough!
Jasper: Naw, I've been growin' this here out since'n I was nahn! *points to back of neck*
Cletus: Shoulda knowed your Savannah Sleeping Bag would be warm enough!
by b-dob November 21, 2009
After the "Wrath Of The Racket" Ring Of Honor Show in 2003, a mystery assailant attacked Lucy Furr and left the note reading: "Rust Never Sleeps"
by Andrew Bootman May 02, 2005
A way to tell someone to shut the fuck up when your about to go to sleep or if your going offline from a website to take a nap.
by conertavoly November 30, 2009
by Senpapi November 03, 2019
1) A place where Jews go for the summer until they are 22 years old, and some how feel that they are better than everyone else upon returning.
2) An excuse for a summer job without having to get a real one.
2) An excuse for a summer job without having to get a real one.
by camphater October 24, 2009