summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

Summer

Fucking Anarchy For the maintenance of our fucking house

Its summer Bitches

by marf352 June 6, 2018

Summership

When you inna relationship with someone for summer and exclusively summer.

Bob: "you still fuckin with chloe?
Me: "nah that was only a summership im done with her"

by Sysyehbdhdh June 11, 2018

Summer

That time of the year everybody associates with sunshine, but is actually the thunderstorm season.

Thunderstorms rage all over Europe during Summer.

by Morgesan June 8, 2018

Summer

Summer, the time of year when school is finally over and teens can relax. The time of year for partying drinking and getting as little sleep as possible. The time for the fair and the lake. The time for summer flings. A time for hot days and tan lines. Pretty the best time of the year.

“I can’t wait for summer”

by Lets party June 23, 2018

summerage

ugly mad old woman that no one ever wants or will

that lady is mad, she must of having a summerage

by comeon56 June 26, 2018

Summer

Summer is the time for doing nothing and laying around because there is no school :)

Gosh, I’m so happy it’s summer so I can lay around and chill.

by Mexican dog chichi July 21, 2018