Smoking soft

Smoking cannabis; smoking soft, rather than a hard drug like cocaine.

I'm always smoking soft after work.

by SmokerOfSoft May 11, 2021

salty_sofa

WOMAN.

salty_sofa is swag

by defo not salty_sofa August 8, 2021

misha sofiah

mmmmmmmmm damn tasty cake so hot and baka material. she is vry good at life and vry chill terry like.

dude u look so misha sofiah

by umininatopfan111 November 22, 2021

Whippin' up some softserve

The act of taking a shit.

Johnny: "Where were you sis?"

Susie: "I was in the bathroom whippin' up some softserve!"

by JustAsillyGoose32 February 19, 2011

sketchy chinese software

Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.

Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.

by Gearzein April 20, 2018

kyle and sofia

The cutest couple to ever walk the Earth. They always compliment each other and will love each other for the rest of they're lives.

Wow, Kyle and Sofia are so cute together!

by LookUpRed June 14, 2018

i'm soft now

When something not cool makes you soft.

Person A: *Shows a picture of a cat rather than themselves*
Person B: I'm soft now

by Adam Nic October 9, 2018