Alaskan sleeping bag

When a girl slowly fingers her man's tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. Astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. With no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. Exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.

Girl: "Honey?"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"

by Professor Ramit Inmah Ashol June 7, 2016

rocked him to sleep

to ease the tension and/or hostility in someone by saying nice and calming things, only to completely take advantage of their submission and lowered emotional defenses. applicable for females as well as males....pretty much anything that can be persuaded

My nine on his lips, his fifth on my chin, I start whispering
"Put your gun down, we can skip town"
Rocked him to sleep, pushed back his meat
Lift off his chain, took his shit, emptied out close range... - Nas (excerpt from song "Shoot Em' Up)

by Tiste Jr. January 27, 2010

Savannah Sleeping Bag

Endearing nickname for a deliciously flowing mullet, known to originate in southern Georgia.

Cletus: We're gonna be camping all weekend. Shouldn't you bring a blanket or sumthin'?
Jasper: Naw, I've been growin' this here out since'n I was nahn! *points to back of neck*
Cletus: Shoulda knowed your Savannah Sleeping Bag would be warm enough!

by b-dob November 20, 2009

rust never sleeps

to never underestimate the power of the underdog

After the "Wrath Of The Racket" Ring Of Honor Show in 2003, a mystery assailant attacked Lucy Furr and left the note reading: "Rust Never Sleeps"

by Andrew Bootman May 1, 2005

stfu im sleeping

A way to tell someone to shut the fuck up when your about to go to sleep or if your going offline from a website to take a nap.

your friend: yo whats up bro?

you: stfu im sleeping

your friend: ok later dude

by conertavoly November 29, 2009

Senpapi's Sleep Serum

A drug made by mixing 2 relaxing pills, a headache pill and cough syrup.

Man 1: Yo dude I just had some Senpapi's Sleep Serum
Man 2: Nice

by Senpapi November 2, 2019

Sleep Away Camp

1) A place where Jews go for the summer until they are 22 years old, and some how feel that they are better than everyone else upon returning.

2) An excuse for a summer job without having to get a real one.

"Bro I can't wait to go to sleep away camp."

by camphater October 24, 2009