wet riley

When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks it’s wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.

“My dog was so happy I came home he gave me a Wet Riley!”

by Ryan Green February 25, 2022

Internet rule zero

Rule 0 of the internet:Don't fuck with cats.

Garry: Hey! look at this stupid cat lol!
You (most likely):Internet rule zero, RULE ZER-OH

by Internet Rules 101 July 29, 2022

Revengeance: RULES OF NATURE

Rules of Nature Lyrics
Verse 1
The time has come to an end
Yeah, this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath

Hook
Rules of nature!
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive) For a while
(No choice) Gotta follow the laws of the wild
(Alive) With their lives on the line
(No choice) Out here only the strong survive
Verse 2
What's done is done, survived to see another day
The dance of life, the hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee which of them will succeed
Strong or weak
"Ahhhh!"

Outro
Rules of nature
Rules of nature

Rules of Nature Lyrics
Verse 1
The time has come to an end
Yeah, this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath

Hook
Rules of nature!
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive) For a while
(No choice) Gotta follow the laws of the wild
(Alive) With their lives on the line
(No choice) Out here only the strong survive
Verse 2
What's done is done, survived to see another day
The dance of life, the hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee which of them will succeed
Strong or weak
Ahhhh!

Outro
Rules of nature
Rules of nature
Revengeance: RULES OF NATURE

by man the man1 January 19, 2023

Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.

-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.

by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023

Milk Bottle Rule

The date you start liking a guy you buy a bottle of milk and you have untill the milk goes off to do something about it otherwise his fair game for everybody else!

someone started likeing someone on the 5th of Feb and bought a bottle milk that day on the 15th when it went off she hadn't done anything about it so the milk bottle rule says that the guy is fair game to everyone else

by milk bar February 2, 2010

Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.

This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.

by TheDickInFrontOfYou July 28, 2012

The Paris Hilton rule

The rule that a hotel owners spawn may use and abuse power around the hotel only because their parents own the place

Justin: I want all the beers in the hotel right now for no payment, we'll replace it in the morning.
Manager: No ways
Justin: I'm justin
Manager: Oh fuck, please take it, The Paris Hilton rule applies

by Danyeezy in da heezy January 1, 2017