Purple Sumbrero

Twisting a female's nipples so hard that them little peckers look like a purple slushie, then grabbing your Mexican yardworker's sumbrero and having a siesta.

Jose: I Purple Sumbrero'd your Mom last night!
Pierre: Get a Green Card!

by corolla4321 September 21, 2014

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Purple Gurple

Twisting someones dick or balls voraciously so that they turn purple. Similar to a purple nurple just in the department of dick region.

At the George Clinton concert Beverly was groped 4 times and the 4th time she purple gurpled the dude. He went to the bathroom to check for bleeding

by G$ Prince February 21, 2015

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mellow purple

(1)Mellow yellow but purple
(2)A more suttle purple like a I'm sittin on the couch admiring my purple walls as I watch the cat take a shit right in front of me type of purple.

I just shit in my Barney the Dinosaur costume Fred, it’s no longer just purple it’s more of a mellow purple.

by Mr. Wordy Mann November 16, 2018

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Purple Folder

When you are having sex with a girl/guy with their legs bent up to their heads and you choke them.

Yeah she's/he's a total dream, she/he loves it when I give her/him the Purple Folder

by MaddiCapri January 2, 2019

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Purple Cow

Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.

Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors

by Master of Madness July 22, 2018

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A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.

Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.

by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019

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