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poser

a person who acts like something their not,
lil poser kyle g. one day all of a sudden puts on black makeup and pulls his hair over his face, wheres black, thinks he is emo when hes just a moterfucking poser
by sushilita August 6, 2006
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Poseur

Limor is a poseur because she pretends to like old music
by Pinkus October 30, 2007
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poseur

..One who calls people posers, or poseurs...
Hey tim, you sure looked like a jackass calling that kid a poser, and or poseur.
by Heywood Jablomy November 19, 2003
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poser

people who dye there hair black and try to be unique by doing what every1 else does.
omg!!!!i listen to good charlotte therefore i AM all that is punk.
by llama_face July 15, 2008
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Cindy is such a poser, she wears black when in public, but doesn’t wear black when she’s not in public, she says she’s a goth, and she even dated a pimp.
by C.JB July 26, 2008
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Poosemia

Poosemia is when microscopic bits of poo get into ur blood stream


History:
in the olden days they used to vaccinate children against it but now the vaccination has been abolished and now its in
his blood stream theres not much we can do

Symptoms:
when he sweats, his sweat will smell of poo, there are other symptoms too, he will get poo-shaped colourings on his skin, not unlike what ringworm looks
like when its present

Warning:
poosemia is very contagious!!!

Common Mistakes:
but actually, its impossiblre to catch it from that because poosemia is not a sexually transmitted infection
thats a very common mistake to make
... poor Kenny has caught the disease, Poosemia
by Wanky1 August 6, 2008
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Poseidon

Matthew Smith is Poseidon
by Say dude August 18, 2019
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