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Pick Me BF

Pick Me Boyfriend

A pick me boyfriend is one who only does an action only if they agree with it. If they don’t agree with an action, they will act confused and refuse. They will further victimize themselves by saying it’s the girlfriends fault for asking. They may further blame the girlfriend for voicing what she wants if she responds with anger or ignores in retaliation to boyfriends refusal. On the frequent occasion, as argument is in transit, boyfriend may say the girlfriend isn't a good communicator.

A pick me boyfriend requires numerous reminders 1-20+ times before considering an action. He will say you nag too much for his inability to do something the first time it’s said. We have wonderful men in government and business which require swift action, but he will require 1-20+ reminders to say you’re nagging. He will make you praise him for finally building up the motivation to do said reminder.

Ex. Girlfriend asks boyfriend to help with the dishes. Boyfriend refuses and says it that isn’t his job and it’s his girlfriends job. Boyfriend values his time over his girlfriend’s and he sees the girlfriend’s time is better used to do the dishes.

Ex. Girlfriend reminds boyfriend 1-3 times a day to pick up his clothes off the floor. Boyfriend continues to throw dirty clothes on the floor for “whomever” to pick it up or “whenever he feels like it.” Habit may on the rare occasion be resolved in 1 hr to 100yrs. Duration of cure varies per human man.
Friend: Did John really have they audacity to blame you for not being able to communicate directly with him about what will make you happy? What a pick me bf!
You: I only have asked him everyday, to pick up the clothes, take out his trash, clean his piss around the toilet, wash his dishes...and he says he doesn’t know what I want. It must be because he’ll only hear me if he agrees with what I want.
by nonunonuu January 12, 2021
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National send a dick pick to your bro year.

2025 is a national year of Send your dick pic to your bro year. He can only ask you that 5 times this year. If you fail to send him the pic, then he can expose you.
National send a dick pick to your bro year.
by TheNationalAnonymous January 9, 2025
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Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
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Pick Me

The term "Pick-Me girl" is a derogatory word for women used by female incels and radical left extremists, who force their perceived hypocrisy towards them, while always thinking they're right and never wrong, especially regarding social issues like equality and feminism.
Most of the women are unhappy and single who are generelly irresponsible for their own actions and uncapable of taking accountability towards their own actions.
Did She pick you yet?
Pick me, choose me, love me
Pick me girl"
by JosephineK November 8, 2025
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Picking nose

Tasty right? if you have ever done this and ate it after thats compleatly normal if your 0-2 years old
by slayamazingqueenatpurryas January 5, 2023
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Nut picking

To hold genital-preferences in potential romantic partners, esp the transgendered
by greg tamaki September 29, 2020
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