square-pancakes

pancakes that are square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the square-pancakes can save us.

person 1: hey have you heard of square-pancakes

person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming

*cube cheese destructions sounds*

by Runnerdeath February 28, 2021

Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 3, 2021

Love Square

One girl likes one guy but she’s dating a guy, she does like that guy but it’s just two boys ugh. One can’t know and the other has to. And then there’s another one flirting with you. ITS LIKE WHAT THE?!?!

I love him, but I’m dating him, and this random dude is flirting with me, I’m in a love square.

by Fhejsjejtncjfj May 19, 2019

groovy squared

The absolute grooviest a person or a thing can be.

This band is groovy squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

Square

law abiding / conformist

He's too "square" to come party , and hang out with all of us weirdo, freaks.

by Knuckleduzter January 28, 2016

Boston Square

A cigarette, more specifically a roll-up.

Hey man, can you roll me a boston square?

by justacat June 12, 2012

Square up

The act of squaring your body. Making yourself into the shape of a square by crouching down and raising your shoulders with your elbows bent level with your knees.

Person one: square up. (Proceeds to take their best shape of a square)
Person two: Alright then let's go (does the same but better)

by savagenigga69 December 10, 2021